Lots of big news in this episode, from the end of the Kobe Bryant era in the NBA, to Barry Bonds coming back to baseball. Plus, the Jerks take a look at the trailers for Batman v. Superman and Captain America: Civil War, laugh at another made-up rumor from El Mayimbe, and talk about why never re-casting Indiana Jones is a good thing. Those Two Jerks: better than a holiday fruitcake, and more nutritious, too!
Adrian Peterson’s unhappy (with his contract), the Jerks are unhappy (with the Magic’s coaching hire), FIFA leaders are unhappy (because they’re going to Sports Hell), Ric’s unhappy (because Batman’s in Suicide Squad), and fans of continuity are unhappy (because of how DC Convergence ends). Unicron-Studio Executive is the only one happy (because he just canceled Tron 3, and he’s having dinner with a starlet who thinks he’s going to put her in a movie). Those Two Jerks: The 1,328th and 1,329th hardest working men in podcasting!