Lots of big news in this episode, from the end of the Kobe Bryant era in the NBA, to Barry Bonds coming back to baseball. Plus, the Jerks take a look at the trailers for Batman v. Superman and Captain America: Civil War, laugh at another made-up rumor from El Mayimbe, and talk about why never re-casting Indiana Jones is a good thing. Those Two Jerks: better than a holiday fruitcake, and more nutritious, too!
No real punishment for Josh Hamilton, the NFL has its first real female official, we’re going to see a Batman v. Superman trailer FOR REAL, Deadpool looks really cool, and the Jerks explain why people paying money for cards that are NOT REAL pisses them off. What is really real? The hilarity is real!
The NFL coaching carousel is out of control (probably), Kurt Busch is crazy (maybe), Tim Tebow is not special (likely), Latino-Review is lying (more than likely), Enter the Knight is a bad non-porn title (definitely), and Tom Hardy’s out of the Suicide Squad (certainly). Many more adverbs lie within this week’s episode of T2J!
Bizarro now runs college football, the Sixers actually won a game, HUGE announcements about Dr. Strange, Deadpool, and Suicide Squad, plus, why two different kinds of “Spoiler Guy” piss the Jerks off. It’s 10 lbs. of fun in a 5-lb. bag!
The Ballad of LeGarrette Blount continues, Derrick Rose’s career may not continue, the Red Sox continue to spend money, and the Jerks continue to condemn people to Sports Hell. Plus, big trailers for Star Wars and Jurassic World debut this week, Wonder Woman has a director, Constantine may be over, and the Jerks say what they’re thankful for. Gobble Gobble!