The MLB Playoffs begin (and end quickly, for the Yankees), the Miami Dolphins have a jerk (small ‘j’) for a QB, and no head coach, the NHL season began (and you probably didn’t even know), and an MMA fighter has an “accident” on the mat (you don’t want to skip that story). Plus, some cool viral marketing for Batman v. Superman, some more douche-like behavior from one of that movie’s stars, Marvel adjusting to what its fans want, and Avatar comics that no one asked for (maybe you did)! Those Two Jerks–The podcast no one asked for!
It’s a very hacky episode of T2J! No, we’re not talking about the humor, we’re talking about the Cardinals hacking the Astros, and the Spider-Man “requirements” that came out of the Sony hack. Plus, Jesse Eisenberg doesn’t know Lex Luthor from Lex Luger, Bellator turns into a sideshow, and donuts! Mmm…donuts…
LeBron’s junk shows up on national television, an ‘AFC Finalist’ banner shows up in Indianapolis, some relatives show up on the Phillies’ draft board, Kurt Busch’s ex shows up in a federal investigation, and Fabricio Werdum shows up as UFC”s newest champ. Plus, a superhero shows up in the cast of Ghostbusters, the Batmobile shows up at a licensing expo, Marvel is NOT showing up at Comic-Con, and a telegram shows up in the Jerks’ mailbag. Those Two Jerks: The ravings of madmen, but funny!
Jam-packed episode! American Pharaoh makes history, a potentially historical wave of retirements in the NFL, MLB has its second switch-pitcher (!) in history, the Cavs’ championship hopes MIGHT be history, and Sepp Blatter definitely IS history! Plus, the Aquaman movie gets a director, the Marvel Universe gets a major facelift, the Power Rangers movie has a script, and Dwayne Johnson takes a trip through the remake mill! Those Two Jerks: the show that sounds like it MIGHT be a porno, but really isn’t.
Adrian Peterson’s unhappy (with his contract), the Jerks are unhappy (with the Magic’s coaching hire), FIFA leaders are unhappy (because they’re going to Sports Hell), Ric’s unhappy (because Batman’s in Suicide Squad), and fans of continuity are unhappy (because of how DC Convergence ends). Unicron-Studio Executive is the only one happy (because he just canceled Tron 3, and he’s having dinner with a starlet who thinks he’s going to put her in a movie). Those Two Jerks: The 1,328th and 1,329th hardest working men in podcasting!
Suspension for Tom Brady (from the NFL), fan hate for LeBron (from voters in a poll), and shade for A-Rod (from his former teammate). Plus, comic book TV show and movie news galore, from Supergirl to Civil War and New Mutants, and why that photo from the set of Preacher pisses Ric off. It would take 7,000 bowls of those other podcasts to equal the total fiber content of one bowl of Those Two Jerks!
No real punishment for Josh Hamilton, the NFL has its first real female official, we’re going to see a Batman v. Superman trailer FOR REAL, Deadpool looks really cool, and the Jerks explain why people paying money for cards that are NOT REAL pisses them off. What is really real? The hilarity is real!