Volume 5, Episode 6: On Fireworks and Pee Troughs

It’s an Independence Day spectacular! The NFL suspensions aren’t news anymore, the Lakers’ rebuilding plan includes some fratricide (of the professional kind), and Reebok needs a web team that can spell. Plus, those new Batman v. Superman photos, Marvel Studios’ take on Spider-Man, the “new” Ghostbusters uniforms and proton packs, and why Fireworks Guy and all these suddenly passionate Dukes of Hazzard fans piss us off. Those Two Jerks: Where the pyrotechnics come from anger, not gunpowder!

Those Two Jerks: Volume 5, Episode 6

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Volume 5, Episode 5: The Clip Show

It’s a clip show! Jump in the Wayback Machine and relive the first episode of T2J. We have a reprise of the Ballad of LeGarrette Blount, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred’s ‘Just Stay Open’ plan, the first-ever visit to Sports Hell, one of our many treatises on Batman v. Superman, an anti-click bait rant, and our first meeting with Unicron, Studio Executive! Those Two Jerks: where the ‘Best’ in ‘Best of’ is a relative term!

Those Two Jerks: Volume 5, Episode 5

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Volume 4, Episode 10: Live Maine Jerks

It’s a very special episode from Omni Expo 2015! The Jerks snap their claws at the Patriots fans having a ‘Free Tom Brady’ rally, laugh at the Knicks not winning the NBA Draft Lottery, and update you on the saga of NASCAR’s Kurt Busch. Plus, we break down the Internet rage over Suicide Squad and Mad Max: Fury Road, talk with a special guest, and create a brand-new character! Those Two Jerks-Fresh from the tank, delicious with drawn butter and a baked potato!

Those Two Jerks: Volume 4, Episode 10

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Volume 4, Episode 6: That’s Racist

The Jerks talk Tim Tebow’s return to the NFL, make their predictions about the NFL Draft, talk about the Roses (Pete and Derrick), debate the merits of that Jared Leto Joker photo and Frank Miller’s new Batman tale, and run down the week in Geek Stuff, from Star Wars and Fantastic Four to Galaxy Quest and Iceman coming out. T2J: Not a podcast for the faint of heart!

Those Two Jerks: Volume 4, Episode 6

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Episode 34: Goodbye, 2014!

It’s a little old and a little new! The Jerks recap the biggest stories of 2014, introduce a new segment (and new friend of the show), and lament the mindlessness that is Bowl Season and the next Star Trek movie. It’s the holiday fruitcake of podcasts: useful as a doorstop, and about as tasty as one!

 

Those Two Jerks: Episode 34

 

Episode 33: Release Delayed by North Korea

The podcast Kim Jong-un doesn’t want you to hear! Is Jay Cutler done in Chicago? Are the Sixers NOT tanking? Is Sony run by cowards? Who will direct the next Star Trek movie? Does Grant Morrison really hate you? Are you tired of all these questions? Download and the interrogation ends!

 

Those Two Jerks: Episode 33

 

Episode 32: Ric Writes A Movie

The Jerks analyze the College Football Playoff, debate the new NFL conduct policy, and cover the weird, wild rumors from the big Sony Entertainment hack. Plus, Ric writes the next Star Trek movie in less than five minutes, and Tom explains why the ‘Krypton’ TV series is a bad idea. Those Two Jerks: the holiday gift you couldn’t return if you wanted to!

 

Those Two Jerks: Episode 32