We’re taking a look at the start of NFL training camps, Derrick Rose setting up shop in Cleveland, and Hugh Freeze setting up shop in Sports Hell. Plus, all the news we missed from Comic-Con, a possible Oscar (!) campaign for Wonder Woman, and Batman goes hunting for “wabbits.” Be vewwy vewwy kwiet — we’re hunting for laughs!
The Jerks explain why MLB’s “Just Stay Open” plan is backfiring, why John Lackey needs to chill out, and why Reche Caldwell belongs in Sports Hell. Plus, big Star Trek news on the big and small screens, DC Films gets its continuity master, and why a Booster Gold movie could save the whole DC Cinematic Universe. It’s all here in an Extended Cut of the latest T2J!
The Jerks condemn a new person to Sports Hell (spoiler alert: it’s Greg Hardy), laud one of the all-time NBA greats (spoiler alert: it’s Tim Duncan), discuss the new Star Wars trailer (spoiler alert: it’s awesome), and give their takes on the new Star Trek series (no spoilers-hah!). T2J: Not as cool as Ryan Reynolds in a Deadpool suit, but way uglier!
It’s a clip show! Jump in the Wayback Machine and relive the first episode of T2J. We have a reprise of the Ballad of LeGarrette Blount, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred’s ‘Just Stay Open’ plan, the first-ever visit to Sports Hell, one of our many treatises on Batman v. Superman, an anti-click bait rant, and our first meeting with Unicron, Studio Executive! Those Two Jerks: where the ‘Best’ in ‘Best of’ is a relative term!
Adrian Peterson’s unhappy (with his contract), the Jerks are unhappy (with the Magic’s coaching hire), FIFA leaders are unhappy (because they’re going to Sports Hell), Ric’s unhappy (because Batman’s in Suicide Squad), and fans of continuity are unhappy (because of how DC Convergence ends). Unicron-Studio Executive is the only one happy (because he just canceled Tron 3, and he’s having dinner with a starlet who thinks he’s going to put her in a movie). Those Two Jerks: The 1,328th and 1,329th hardest working men in podcasting!
The Jerks recap Super Bowl XLIX (including that play call at the end), examine Tom Brady’s legacy, and debate the next resident of Sports Hell (Bobby Petrino or Warren Sapp). Plus, Tom and RIc discuss the coolness that was the Daredevil trailer, DC’s new status quo, Superman’s ‘new’ power, and whether Spaceballs 2 is really a good idea. Those Two Jerks–laughter guaranteed or your money back!
The first show of 2015! The Jerks recap the College Football Playoffs, preview the NFL Playoffs, examine why rebooting Ghostbusters is a bad idea, and condemn a new athlete to Sports Hell. It’s no mashed potato pill or dehydrated pizza, but then, what is?