Luke Ridnour had a bad week, but the Jerks sure didn’t! We’re talking the rash of fireworks injuries in the NFL, UFC 189, and a version of baseball our fight sports correspondent can get behind. Oh, right, there was also COMIC-CON this week! Complete coverage of all the big news, including the Star Wars panel, that Batman v. Superman trailer, and the Deadpool footage. Plus, Unicron talks about that Ghostbusters photo, and we rundown the week in non Comic-Con geek news! T2J: We make the tasteless fireworks jokes, so you don’t have to!
It’s an Independence Day spectacular! The NFL suspensions aren’t news anymore, the Lakers’ rebuilding plan includes some fratricide (of the professional kind), and Reebok needs a web team that can spell. Plus, those new Batman v. Superman photos, Marvel Studios’ take on Spider-Man, the “new” Ghostbusters uniforms and proton packs, and why Fireworks Guy and all these suddenly passionate Dukes of Hazzard fans piss us off. Those Two Jerks: Where the pyrotechnics come from anger, not gunpowder!
It’s a very hacky episode of T2J! No, we’re not talking about the humor, we’re talking about the Cardinals hacking the Astros, and the Spider-Man “requirements” that came out of the Sony hack. Plus, Jesse Eisenberg doesn’t know Lex Luthor from Lex Luger, Bellator turns into a sideshow, and donuts! Mmm…donuts…
LeBron’s junk shows up on national television, an ‘AFC Finalist’ banner shows up in Indianapolis, some relatives show up on the Phillies’ draft board, Kurt Busch’s ex shows up in a federal investigation, and Fabricio Werdum shows up as UFC”s newest champ. Plus, a superhero shows up in the cast of Ghostbusters, the Batmobile shows up at a licensing expo, Marvel is NOT showing up at Comic-Con, and a telegram shows up in the Jerks’ mailbag. Those Two Jerks: The ravings of madmen, but funny!