The Jerks look back on Week ONE of the NFL Preseason, discuss Ric Flair’s legacy as ONE of pro wrestling’s all-time greats, and recap Ric’s adventure to ONE of the country’s big Anime conventions. Plus, a rundown of what we’re readin’ and watchin’, and we make ONE too many Star Trek references. Those Two Jerks — there may be two (sometimes three) of us, but THERE… ARE… FOUR… LIGHTS!
We’re finally to Volume 8! The jerks run down the NFL QB carousel and baseball Hall of Famer Goose Gossage’s “interesting” take on the state of the game today. Plus, a break down of the two trailers for the new Ghostbusters, early positive reviews for Batman v. Superman, and something else we forgot–oh, wait–SPIDER-MAN! Also, you don’t want to miss Tom’s car story. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll feel a lot better about your own life! Those Two Jerks: We tried to register OUR secret identities with the government, but they didn’t want to know.
It’s a jawbreaker of an episode as the Jerks talk about the latest calamity facing the New York Jets, Rex Ryan’s spite-based coaching style, Pats fans cyber-bullying a courtroom sketch artist, Ronda Rousey’s desire to be a superhero, and the non-disaster that was Fantastic Four. It’s jerk-tastic!
The Jerks remember Roddy Piper, rundown the deadline trades in MLB, and rip through the latest on Wanderlei Silva. Plus, they sift through foot after foot of web ‘journalism’ (read: B.S.) on Channing Tatum and ‘Gambit,’ Channing Tatum and ‘Ghostbusters,’ Chris Pine and ‘Wonder Woman,’ and Jena Malone and ‘Batman v. Superman.’ Those Two Jerks: They’re here to de-bunk lies and chew bubble gum, and they’re all out of bubble gum!
The insanity that has been the NFL offseason so far leads off this episode of T2J. Batting second, some news about MLB’s new warmup clock. A fight sports update bats third, and hitting cleanup: geek news on everything from Star Wars to Ghostbusters and a rail against El Mayimbe and his click bait! Plus, a home run from Iron Man himself, acting like a real-life hero. Check it out!
We talk the busy NFL offseason (so far), MLB Spring Training, Syracuse getting smacked by the NCAA, that new Avengers trailer, and everything from our first look at Supergirl to Jared Leto’s new Joker haircut. Plus, a case study on why Click Bait is dangerous, and Ric speaks Yiddish! You never write, you never call, but if you cared, you’d download it now. If you cared.
The NFL coaching carousel is out of control (probably), Kurt Busch is crazy (maybe), Tim Tebow is not special (likely), Latino-Review is lying (more than likely), Enter the Knight is a bad non-porn title (definitely), and Tom Hardy’s out of the Suicide Squad (certainly). Many more adverbs lie within this week’s episode of T2J!