The Jerks break down Major League Baseball’s historic games in London, Matt Harvey’s departure and where LeBron could end up next season. Plus, Avengers: Infinity War smashes box office records. What would a well-executed Justice League (with all the groundwork that entails) have done? We’re also talking about DC’s new streaming service and the innovative plans for the Choose Your Own Adventure movie and why Kentucky Derby parties piss Tom off. T2J: No stupid hats, just stupidity!
We’re inching ever-closer to our 100th episode! The Jerks recap the lackluster NFL Draft, explain why Dana Stubblefield is ALLEGEDLY the worst person on Earth, and break down Father Time’s continued winning streak (this time, he defeats the New York Yankees). Plus, they discuss the Flash movie’s need of a new director, those new Power Rangers costumes, and why there probably shouldn’t be a Han Solo movie. Those Two Jerks: Like bubble wrap for your ears!
We’re firing more hilarity through the Internets, breaking down those big NFL Draft trades, the NHL and NBA playoffs, and the UFC 200-Conor McGregor drama. Plus, the Jerks remember Prince and Chyna, discuss the Dr. Strange trailer, and make merciless fun of the Hasbro movie universe! We’re Those Two J.E.R.K.S.-a Jocular Enclave of Raconteurs and Knowledge-dropperS!
LeBron’s junk shows up on national television, an ‘AFC Finalist’ banner shows up in Indianapolis, some relatives show up on the Phillies’ draft board, Kurt Busch’s ex shows up in a federal investigation, and Fabricio Werdum shows up as UFC”s newest champ. Plus, a superhero shows up in the cast of Ghostbusters, the Batmobile shows up at a licensing expo, Marvel is NOT showing up at Comic-Con, and a telegram shows up in the Jerks’ mailbag. Those Two Jerks: The ravings of madmen, but funny!
Jam-packed episode! American Pharaoh makes history, a potentially historical wave of retirements in the NFL, MLB has its second switch-pitcher (!) in history, the Cavs’ championship hopes MIGHT be history, and Sepp Blatter definitely IS history! Plus, the Aquaman movie gets a director, the Marvel Universe gets a major facelift, the Power Rangers movie has a script, and Dwayne Johnson takes a trip through the remake mill! Those Two Jerks: the show that sounds like it MIGHT be a porno, but really isn’t.
Adrian Peterson’s unhappy (with his contract), the Jerks are unhappy (with the Magic’s coaching hire), FIFA leaders are unhappy (because they’re going to Sports Hell), Ric’s unhappy (because Batman’s in Suicide Squad), and fans of continuity are unhappy (because of how DC Convergence ends). Unicron-Studio Executive is the only one happy (because he just canceled Tron 3, and he’s having dinner with a starlet who thinks he’s going to put her in a movie). Those Two Jerks: The 1,328th and 1,329th hardest working men in podcasting!
Suspension for Tom Brady (from the NFL), fan hate for LeBron (from voters in a poll), and shade for A-Rod (from his former teammate). Plus, comic book TV show and movie news galore, from Supergirl to Civil War and New Mutants, and why that photo from the set of Preacher pisses Ric off. It would take 7,000 bowls of those other podcasts to equal the total fiber content of one bowl of Those Two Jerks!