After YEARS of coverage and discussion, the Jerks FINALLY saw Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice. What did they think? Find out in our extended, very special episode!
We’re finally to Volume 8! The jerks run down the NFL QB carousel and baseball Hall of Famer Goose Gossage’s “interesting” take on the state of the game today. Plus, a break down of the two trailers for the new Ghostbusters, early positive reviews for Batman v. Superman, and something else we forgot–oh, wait–SPIDER-MAN! Also, you don’t want to miss Tom’s car story. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll feel a lot better about your own life! Those Two Jerks: We tried to register OUR secret identities with the government, but they didn’t want to know.
The MLB Playoffs begin (and end quickly, for the Yankees), the Miami Dolphins have a jerk (small ‘j’) for a QB, and no head coach, the NHL season began (and you probably didn’t even know), and an MMA fighter has an “accident” on the mat (you don’t want to skip that story). Plus, some cool viral marketing for Batman v. Superman, some more douche-like behavior from one of that movie’s stars, Marvel adjusting to what its fans want, and Avatar comics that no one asked for (maybe you did)! Those Two Jerks–The podcast no one asked for!
We called it Episode 5, but it’s really Episode 6! The Jerks run down violent acts both on and off the field in the NFL, Ric’s big TV debut on Fan Face Off, the New York Mets in first place (?!), and a big drug suspension in the UFC. Plus, more nonsense from the stars of Batman v. Superman, wild rumors about the Man of Steel sequel, and Unicron on grabbing that sweet, sweet IMAX cash. Those Two Jerks: Where Tuesday and Sunday are basically the same!
You can send a probe to Pluto for less than what it costs to build a new NFL stadium, but you can get this episode for free and learn about both! Plus, a recap of the MLB All-Star Game, the Jerks riff on The Espys, and the latest on Fedor Emelianenko’s comeback. We’re also talking about Warner Brothers’ contempt for the very Suicide Squad fans whose money they want, Jesse Eisenberg’s sense of “hyperbole,” and we examine how the hell this Last Starfighter television series will incorporate virtual reality technology. It’s Jerk-tastic!
It’s an Independence Day spectacular! The NFL suspensions aren’t news anymore, the Lakers’ rebuilding plan includes some fratricide (of the professional kind), and Reebok needs a web team that can spell. Plus, those new Batman v. Superman photos, Marvel Studios’ take on Spider-Man, the “new” Ghostbusters uniforms and proton packs, and why Fireworks Guy and all these suddenly passionate Dukes of Hazzard fans piss us off. Those Two Jerks: Where the pyrotechnics come from anger, not gunpowder!
It’s a very hacky episode of T2J! No, we’re not talking about the humor, we’re talking about the Cardinals hacking the Astros, and the Spider-Man “requirements” that came out of the Sony hack. Plus, Jesse Eisenberg doesn’t know Lex Luthor from Lex Luger, Bellator turns into a sideshow, and donuts! Mmm…donuts…