Just One (Sus) Man’s Opinion: Why the Yankees Have Ruined Baseball

So, the New York Yankees knocked out the Indians and have moved on to the ALCS. In doing so the Yankees have effectively killed baseball.

How could that be, you may ask? I’ll tell you. Baseball is in a very weird time right now, where it is looking less and less likely that the mantra of “Just Stay Open” is going to work. Baseball needs something, and last year we got the end of the worst drought in the history of the sport: the Chicago Cubs won the World Series

The Cubs left one team with a legendary losing streak to vanquish. That team is the Cleveland Indians, a team that was so good during the regular season they set a record, winning 22 games in a row!

Did this matter to the “Evil Empire”? Would they recognize that another Yankees pennant could mean the end of anyone outside of New York caring about baseball ever again? Of course not. The Yankees did what the Yankees do: they found a way to ruin everyone’s fun and ruined baseball.

Now, we all have to hope that the Houston Astros recognize that they need to lay down to the Yankees so the Cubs (Assuming they can get the job done tonight) can vanquish the Empire once and for all.

In fact, the bigger story than the Indians ending their drought would have been the Cubs winning two in a row. Nothing would cement the “return” of baseball than the Cubs slaying the dragon of the Yankees. I mean now that the Indians couldn’t get the job done.

But what happens if the Cubs lose to the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Astros take down the Yankees? Maybe we have a great story for the people of Houston, who could certainly use a great end to a terrible year, and the Texans aren’t going to provide it.

That won’t happen, of course. No, somehow, someway, we will have the LA/NY series that everyone will roll their eyes at because of how obvious it will be. Because the Yankees are a blight on the world and the Dodgers are just a less-successful version of the Yankees.

Meanwhile, it’s almost time for us to start thinking about next year, and the Mets are already mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. #stillmad

-The Sus-Man

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Episode 117: NBA Expansion, MLB Playoffs, and the (Lack Of) Justice League Buzz

NBA Commissioner Adam Silver is hinting about expansion (and shortening the season?!), and the Jerks are talking about it! Plus, the MLB Playoffs begin, a breakdown of the (lack of) buzz around Justice League, and we try and figure out when a game about fighting Nazis became offensive. T2J – Just when we thought we were done talking about current events, they pulled us back in!

Those Two Jerks: Episode 117

Volume 6, Episode 10: The Cubs, the Mets, Die Hard, and the Fantastic Four

The Sus-Man’s Mets are still playing baseball in October, but are they in the way of the Cubs and their destiny? Plus, the NFL is just the worst (ask Cam Heyward) and the Head Ball Coach hangs up his visor (for now). The Jerks also run down the big Fantastic Four non-trade non-story, the Hulk showing up in the next Thor movie, and the big mistake Robert Kirkman may have made with The Walking Dead. Those Two Jerks–Like Carl Grimes, we don’t stay in the house, either!

Those Two Jerks: Volume 6, Episode 10

Volume 6, Episode 9: MLB Playoffs, Dolphins in Disarray, and Lex Luthor in Fortune Magazine

The MLB Playoffs begin (and end quickly, for the Yankees), the Miami Dolphins have a jerk (small ‘j’) for a QB, and no head coach, the NHL season began (and you probably didn’t even know), and an MMA fighter has an “accident” on the mat (you don’t want to skip that story). Plus, some cool viral marketing for Batman v. Superman, some more douche-like behavior from one of that movie’s stars, Marvel adjusting to what its fans want, and Avatar comics that no one asked for (maybe you did)! Those Two Jerks–The podcast no one asked for!

Those Two Jerks: Volume 6, Episode 9

Volume 6, Episode 8: The NFL is Bad, and The Joker is Good?!

It’s the Jerks’ second Jerk-i-versary, which we all know is the corruption anniversary. So, in keeping with that tradition, the Jerks talk about the NFL charging for paying tribute to the troops and the NCAA’s hypocrisy in the Larry Brown suspension. Plus, a preview of the MLB playoffs, and the latest on Suicide Squad (yay, Jared Leto!), Ghostbusters (boo, Sony!), and Star Wars “news” that isn’t really news! Those Two Jerks: It’s the Jerkiest!

Those Two Jerks: Volume 6, Episode 8

Volume 6, Episode 3: Gruden and Girardi’s Butthurt, New Look at The Force Awakens

There’s a whole lot of butthurt in the sports world! From Aaron Rodgers’ butthurt over Jordy Nelson’s injury, Jay Gruden’s over his ever-expanding butt, Steelers fans over Michael Vick, or Joe Girardi over Carlos Gomez. Plus, NINE SECONDS of The Force Awakens breaks the Internet, hype over Jared Leto’s Joker performance, panic at DC Comics, and Fear the Walking Dead. Those Two Jerks: Double the grouchiness, double the fun!

Those Two Jerks: Volume 6, Episode 3

Volume 5, Episode 4: The Kurt Busch Scale

It’s a very hacky episode of T2J! No, we’re not talking about the humor, we’re talking about the Cardinals hacking the Astros, and the Spider-Man “requirements” that came out of the Sony hack. Plus, Jesse Eisenberg doesn’t know Lex Luthor from Lex Luger, Bellator turns into a sideshow, and donuts! Mmm…donuts…

Those Two Jerks: Volume 5, Episode 4

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