It’s a very hacky episode of T2J! No, we’re not talking about the humor, we’re talking about the Cardinals hacking the Astros, and the Spider-Man “requirements” that came out of the Sony hack. Plus, Jesse Eisenberg doesn’t know Lex Luthor from Lex Luger, Bellator turns into a sideshow, and donuts! Mmm…donuts…
LeBron’s junk shows up on national television, an ‘AFC Finalist’ banner shows up in Indianapolis, some relatives show up on the Phillies’ draft board, Kurt Busch’s ex shows up in a federal investigation, and Fabricio Werdum shows up as UFC”s newest champ. Plus, a superhero shows up in the cast of Ghostbusters, the Batmobile shows up at a licensing expo, Marvel is NOT showing up at Comic-Con, and a telegram shows up in the Jerks’ mailbag. Those Two Jerks: The ravings of madmen, but funny!
Jam-packed episode! American Pharaoh makes history, a potentially historical wave of retirements in the NFL, MLB has its second switch-pitcher (!) in history, the Cavs’ championship hopes MIGHT be history, and Sepp Blatter definitely IS history! Plus, the Aquaman movie gets a director, the Marvel Universe gets a major facelift, the Power Rangers movie has a script, and Dwayne Johnson takes a trip through the remake mill! Those Two Jerks: the show that sounds like it MIGHT be a porno, but really isn’t.
Adrian Peterson’s unhappy (with his contract), the Jerks are unhappy (with the Magic’s coaching hire), FIFA leaders are unhappy (because they’re going to Sports Hell), Ric’s unhappy (because Batman’s in Suicide Squad), and fans of continuity are unhappy (because of how DC Convergence ends). Unicron-Studio Executive is the only one happy (because he just canceled Tron 3, and he’s having dinner with a starlet who thinks he’s going to put her in a movie). Those Two Jerks: The 1,328th and 1,329th hardest working men in podcasting!
Lots of fours in this episode! Wrigley Field isn’t finished in time FOR Opening Day, rumors about the Eagles trading FOR Johnny Manziel, and it’s not much longer beFORE NBA games actually matter. Plus, we hope FOR Suicide Squad to be good, talk about how FOURking cool the Deadpool marketing is, give Marvel whatFOR about their “big” Avengers announcement, and try to figure out FOR what reason Ric is now trading virtual Star Wars cards! We don’t want to FORce you to listen, but if you don’t we’re going to keep making these FOUR references FORever.