We called it Episode 5, but it’s really Episode 6! The Jerks run down violent acts both on and off the field in the NFL, Ric’s big TV debut on Fan Face Off, the New York Mets in first place (?!), and a big drug suspension in the UFC. Plus, more nonsense from the stars of Batman v. Superman, wild rumors about the Man of Steel sequel, and Unicron on grabbing that sweet, sweet IMAX cash. Those Two Jerks: Where Tuesday and Sunday are basically the same!
It’s a jawbreaker of an episode as the Jerks talk about the latest calamity facing the New York Jets, Rex Ryan’s spite-based coaching style, Pats fans cyber-bullying a courtroom sketch artist, Ronda Rousey’s desire to be a superhero, and the non-disaster that was Fantastic Four. It’s jerk-tastic!
The Jerks remember Roddy Piper, rundown the deadline trades in MLB, and rip through the latest on Wanderlei Silva. Plus, they sift through foot after foot of web ‘journalism’ (read: B.S.) on Channing Tatum and ‘Gambit,’ Channing Tatum and ‘Ghostbusters,’ Chris Pine and ‘Wonder Woman,’ and Jena Malone and ‘Batman v. Superman.’ Those Two Jerks: They’re here to de-bunk lies and chew bubble gum, and they’re all out of bubble gum!
Star Wars Episode VII has a title, Marky Mark is Steve Austin (not that one), A-Rod is going to Sports Hell, the NFL is at its halfway point, and no, your Beanie Babies do NOT have spiders in them. We’re on a mission to civilize. Join us!