It’s all about s#!t shows this week! The Jerks run down the Yankees’ botching of A-Rod’s farewell, the mess that is the 2016 Rio Olympics, and the farce that is Tim Tebow’s attempt at a baseball career. Plus, the open letter that says Warner Bros. Studios is a s#!t show, and the latest on Captain Marvel, Star Wars, and the future of Ghostbusters! T2J: Proving there’s a difference between a s#!tty show, and a s#!t show!
The Jerks remember The Greatest, break down the next phase of MLB’s “Just Stay Open” plan (rule changes!), and Dana White’s strong-arm tactics with the media. Plus, new footage for the Batman v. Superman Blu-ray, a new director for The Flash movie, and a new wave of fanboy vitriol over Ghostbusters, Captain America and DC: Rebirth! It would take 700 episodes of the leading podcast to equal the funny in one episode of Total-er, T2J!
It’s Halloween, and we have mostly tricks! The Mets are in a hole, the football Giants take a step toward accepting gay players, and Jon ‘Bones’ Jones has been reinstated. Plus, tidbits on Batman v. Superman, Captain Kirk loves Wonder Woman, and some jackanapes are ruining the Star Wars fun for the rest of us. Those Two Jerks–it’s not a full-size candy bar in your trick-or-treat bag, but it’s not bridge mix either!
It’s the Jerks’ second Jerk-i-versary, which we all know is the corruption anniversary. So, in keeping with that tradition, the Jerks talk about the NFL charging for paying tribute to the troops and the NCAA’s hypocrisy in the Larry Brown suspension. Plus, a preview of the MLB playoffs, and the latest on Suicide Squad (yay, Jared Leto!), Ghostbusters (boo, Sony!), and Star Wars “news” that isn’t really news! Those Two Jerks: It’s the Jerkiest!
You can send a probe to Pluto for less than what it costs to build a new NFL stadium, but you can get this episode for free and learn about both! Plus, a recap of the MLB All-Star Game, the Jerks riff on The Espys, and the latest on Fedor Emelianenko’s comeback. We’re also talking about Warner Brothers’ contempt for the very Suicide Squad fans whose money they want, Jesse Eisenberg’s sense of “hyperbole,” and we examine how the hell this Last Starfighter television series will incorporate virtual reality technology. It’s Jerk-tastic!
LeBron’s junk shows up on national television, an ‘AFC Finalist’ banner shows up in Indianapolis, some relatives show up on the Phillies’ draft board, Kurt Busch’s ex shows up in a federal investigation, and Fabricio Werdum shows up as UFC”s newest champ. Plus, a superhero shows up in the cast of Ghostbusters, the Batmobile shows up at a licensing expo, Marvel is NOT showing up at Comic-Con, and a telegram shows up in the Jerks’ mailbag. Those Two Jerks: The ravings of madmen, but funny!
Adrian Peterson’s unhappy (with his contract), the Jerks are unhappy (with the Magic’s coaching hire), FIFA leaders are unhappy (because they’re going to Sports Hell), Ric’s unhappy (because Batman’s in Suicide Squad), and fans of continuity are unhappy (because of how DC Convergence ends). Unicron-Studio Executive is the only one happy (because he just canceled Tron 3, and he’s having dinner with a starlet who thinks he’s going to put her in a movie). Those Two Jerks: The 1,328th and 1,329th hardest working men in podcasting!