It’s an Independence Day spectacular! The NFL suspensions aren’t news anymore, the Lakers’ rebuilding plan includes some fratricide (of the professional kind), and Reebok needs a web team that can spell. Plus, those new Batman v. Superman photos, Marvel Studios’ take on Spider-Man, the “new” Ghostbusters uniforms and proton packs, and why Fireworks Guy and all these suddenly passionate Dukes of Hazzard fans piss us off. Those Two Jerks: Where the pyrotechnics come from anger, not gunpowder!
LeBron’s junk shows up on national television, an ‘AFC Finalist’ banner shows up in Indianapolis, some relatives show up on the Phillies’ draft board, Kurt Busch’s ex shows up in a federal investigation, and Fabricio Werdum shows up as UFC”s newest champ. Plus, a superhero shows up in the cast of Ghostbusters, the Batmobile shows up at a licensing expo, Marvel is NOT showing up at Comic-Con, and a telegram shows up in the Jerks’ mailbag. Those Two Jerks: The ravings of madmen, but funny!
The show can now vote, smoke and buy a gun! Woo-hoo! To celebrate, we have a special report from Hall H at San Diego Comic-Con, NFL training camps begin, Tom geeks out over a new video game (video is a relative term) and find out why you probably shouldn’t ask Ric for help in his store unless you’re going to buy something. Those Two Jerks-4 out of 5 dentists recommend it (that fifth one is an uptight snob)!
A “leaked” script for Batman v. Superman is burning up the web, and Those Two Jerks have it! Is it good? Is it even real? We’ll tell you! If spoilers aren’t your thing, you can also find out what the Jerks think about LeBron going home, the MLB All-Star Game, why you should take another look at Kevin Smith’s “Jersey Girl” and why Ric is so mad about environmentalists!