Volume 5, Episode 5: The Clip Show

It’s a clip show! Jump in the Wayback Machine and relive the first episode of T2J. We have a reprise of the Ballad of LeGarrette Blount, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred’s ‘Just Stay Open’ plan, the first-ever visit to Sports Hell, one of our many treatises on Batman v. Superman, an anti-click bait rant, and our first meeting with Unicron, Studio Executive! Those Two Jerks: where the ‘Best’ in ‘Best of’ is a relative term!

Those Two Jerks: Volume 5, Episode 5

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Volume 5, Episode 4: The Kurt Busch Scale

It’s a very hacky episode of T2J! No, we’re not talking about the humor, we’re talking about the Cardinals hacking the Astros, and the Spider-Man “requirements” that came out of the Sony hack. Plus, Jesse Eisenberg doesn’t know Lex Luthor from Lex Luger, Bellator turns into a sideshow, and donuts! Mmm…donuts…

Those Two Jerks: Volume 5, Episode 4

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Volume 5, Episode 3: Don’t Know Much About History

LeBron’s junk shows up on national television, an ‘AFC Finalist’ banner shows up in Indianapolis, some relatives show up on the Phillies’ draft board, Kurt Busch’s ex shows up in a federal investigation, and Fabricio Werdum shows up as UFC”s newest champ. Plus, a superhero shows up in the cast of Ghostbusters, the Batmobile shows up at a licensing expo, Marvel is NOT showing up at Comic-Con, and a telegram shows up in the Jerks’ mailbag. Those Two Jerks: The ravings of madmen, but funny!

Those Two Jerks: Volume 5, Episode 3

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Volume 5, Episode 2: Mature But Playful

Jam-packed episode! American Pharaoh makes history, a potentially historical wave of retirements in the NFL, MLB has its second switch-pitcher (!) in history, the Cavs’ championship hopes MIGHT be history, and Sepp Blatter definitely IS history! Plus, the Aquaman movie gets a director, the Marvel Universe gets a major facelift, the Power Rangers movie has a script, and Dwayne Johnson takes a trip through the remake mill! Those Two Jerks: the show that sounds like it MIGHT be a porno, but really isn’t.

Those Two Jerks: Volume 5, Episode 2

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Volume 5, Episode 1: Jerks in (Cyber)Spaaaace!

Adrian Peterson’s unhappy (with his contract), the Jerks are unhappy (with the Magic’s coaching hire), FIFA leaders are unhappy (because they’re going to Sports Hell), Ric’s unhappy (because Batman’s in Suicide Squad), and fans of continuity are unhappy (because of how DC Convergence ends). Unicron-Studio Executive is the only one happy (because he just canceled Tron 3, and he’s having dinner with a starlet who thinks he’s going to put her in a movie). Those Two Jerks: The 1,328th and 1,329th hardest working men in podcasting!

Those Two Jerks: Volume 5, Episode 1

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