The Ballad of LeGarrette Blount continues, Derrick Rose’s career may not continue, the Red Sox continue to spend money, and the Jerks continue to condemn people to Sports Hell. Plus, big trailers for Star Wars and Jurassic World debut this week, Wonder Woman has a director, Constantine may be over, and the Jerks say what they’re thankful for. Gobble Gobble!
The Steelers decide they’ve had one Blount too many, the college football playoff committee has one SEC team too many (in the top four), Grant Morrison’s had one peyote binge too many, and it sure sounds like the Jerks have had one too many (of something) in the latest Jerk-tastic episode!
Your favorite Jerks rail against the college football rankings, explain why Derrick Rose and the Philadelphia 76ers might want to hang it up, debunk some Click Bait on Suicide Squad, make their case for level heads among their fellow nerds, and show you why courtesy flushes and this week’s comet landing are important to society!
Star Wars Episode VII has a title, Marky Mark is Steve Austin (not that one), A-Rod is going to Sports Hell, the NFL is at its halfway point, and no, your Beanie Babies do NOT have spiders in them. We’re on a mission to civilize. Join us!
It’s a special Halloween edition of Those Two Jerks! Get the Jerks’ suggestions for a Halloween movie marathon and find out who lives in Sports Hell. The Jerks also recap the World Series, the beginning of the NBA season, Marvel’s HUGE movie announcement, and the “interesting” details of the new Terminator flick. Those Two Jerks–better than getting a trick-or-treat bag full of bridge mix or starlight mints!